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Merry Christmas, Have a Rant

Mon Nov 2, 2009, 7:10 PM
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Oh, I'm sorry, I said Christmas! I mean Kwanzaa and Hanukkah! God forbid I offend anyone! OH NO! I just said God! I mean Allah. Or Buddha. Or Shiva. OR FRIGGIN' CHUCK NORRIS. But wait, I'm SURE I left SOME deity out, which means SOMEONE is gonna comment and whine about how I left them out.

Bottom line, get over yourselves.

I celebrate CHRISTMAS. NOT HANUKKAH. Therefore I'm going to say MERRY CHRISTMAS, just like you're going to say HAPPY HANUKKAH. Oh, wait, I just used Hanukkah as an example twice! That must mean I hate Jews! And in the first paragraph, I was sarcastic about Allah! That must mean I hate Muslims! :sarcastic: NO. It was an EXAMPLE. Here's another one, if you can handle the political UNCORRECTNESS.

Sally: Merry Christmas!
Suzie: OMG, I celebrate HANUKKAH! You just infringed on my rights! BOOHOOHOOWAHWAHWAH!
WRONG.

Sally: Merry Christmas!
Suzie: Merry Christmas, even though I celebrate Hanukkah.
Sally: Oh. Well, Happy Hanukkah too!
RIGHT.

As you can see, all you guys who are so worried about your "rights" being tromped on need to either STFU and get over yourselves or learn to assert yourselves in a polite and non-annoying manner.

Now to the other subject: racism. Just because I hate the Spanish language and cannot be paid to take it DOES NOT MEAN I AM RACIST AGAINST MEXICANS. Just because I think people should be here legally DOES NOT MEAN I AM RACIST AGAINST MEXICANS. I've seen a flair on Facebook that goes, "It's because I'm white, isn't it." The maker has no idea how right they are. I mean, yes, we did enslave black people (OMFG, SORRY, AFRICAN AMERICANS!) for a while. Yes, that was wrong. But, um, I disagree that we should be making special exceptions for African Americans as makeup, such as special scholarships. Might I also point out that we're NOT the only country to have practiced slavery. We're also DIDN'T have the worst practices. And, to bring it to light...AFRICAN AMERICANS ENSLAVED EACH OTHER.

Personally, I think the United States has become so worried about offending other nationalities and religions that we've gotten to the point that WE'RE the ones being tromped on. I mean, if you're not supposed to say Merry Christmas in school, but it so conveniently slips by when someone says Happy Hanukkah, that's kinda really really SAD.

ALSO: If you're gay, bi, or lesbian...NO, it's NOT because you're gay, bi, or lesbian. We really DON'T GIVE TWO CRAPS. You didn't get that job, promotion, scholarship, or part in the talent show because YOU WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. NOT because of your sexual orientation. And if it bothers you so much, then pretend to like the opposite sex. But, you know, that's so RACIST and PREJUDICED and POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Sorry for VOICING MY OPINION.

Now for the grand finale. I don't like Barack Obama. Frankly, I can't even spell his name right. And NO, it's NOT because he's black. It's because I don't agree with his political views. NO, that's NOT a cover-up. I am NOT secretly parading burning black infant skulls on sticks through Chicago. Said infant skulls aren't Mexican, either. Or Jewish. Sorry to disappoint you.

So, children, this holiday season, why don't we all try to grow up a bit, be a little more jolly, and STFU about whatever you were JUST NOW ABOUT TO WHINE ABOUT.


Also, it's gonna be funny a HELL to watch what happens the week leading up to 12-21-12. >XD I will be recording everything; the news, the billboards, heck, I'll even go to downtown Chicago with a camera to show everyone else what morons they are.

But if I'm wrong and the world does end then I'm gonna be waiting with you all in line for judgment, handing out fruitcake and wishing you all...

"MERRY CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLES! At least we're going somewhere were there IS no racism!"




*Note: "You" is meaning anyone who perpetually does this. NO, I am not racist. NO, I am nor trying to offend you. I AM STATING AN OPINION. *Leave a comment *ONLY* if you have something intelligent to say.*

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